I'd rather be reading

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

(via xwtfisthisx)

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

(via luciferisgr9)

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

(via tardis-mind-palace)

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

(via backseatdean)

kyradrake18:

spoken-not-written:

don’t you hate it when you try talking to pizza but it doesn’t respond

Jake asking the deeper questions in life

(via whateversonmymind123456789)

No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up.”

(Source: legomedia, via thinkthereforedangerous)

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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(via ughdancys)

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

(via thinkthereforedangerous)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via backseatdean)

zaschah:

Omg, his absolute look of despair when he says no XD

(via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

calibornsbottomwhore:

manwiththesquidhat:

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

I’m pretty sure the super power WAS cheesy fries

whoa

(via whateversonmymind123456789)

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(Source: cineraria, via secretlymartinfreeman)