I'd rather be reading

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

tyelr:

if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends

(via his-fallenangel)

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

(via imsobadatreferences)

there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”

(Source: bloodbending, via witchester)

weirdough:

I think the scariest thing about growing up is watching as everyone’s dreams and aspirations are put to the side in favor of reality

(via kripke-is-my-king)

officialunitedstates:

that feeling when you enter a hotel and desperately want to know where the pool is even though you probably won’t end up using the pool

(via mistborn-vin)

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

ohgodbenny:

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

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SENIOR YEAR:

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I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

(via spacebabenumber-25)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via spacebabenumber-25)

“eh whatever it’ll be fine”
— me right before making a horrible decision (via theblackship)

(Source: meloetta, via irrationalobsession)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via thats-so-meme)

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

(Source: seereezy, via spookydaftpunkses)

wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

(via levisstupidcravat)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

(via sexyimpalaonbakerstreet)